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News & Site Updates: 2011

Second Annual Dune Fan Fiction Contest Announced!

Details here!

KJA ANNOUNCES MAJOR CHANGE TO NEXT DUNE NOVEL!

They dropped “The” from the title. The book will thus be titled Sisterhood of Dune.

SMELLHOLE CONTINUES TO STINK!

Kevin J. Anderson & Brian Herbert’s “original” non-Dune Dune rip-off Hellhole continues to enjoy truly lackluster sales. (Current Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #43,484 in Books?!)

2011 McDune Parody Contest Winners Announced!

Belated Congratulations to Ampoliros, Nekhrun, and Dante for their wins in the recent contest, announced in this thread on Jacurutu and here on the Hoary Tales blog.

McDune Parody Contest

Voting has now begun on Jacurutu in this thread.

McDune Parody Contest

Voting will begin on Jacurutu in another week or so. Stay tuned!

NO NEW CRAP McDUNE BOOKS IN 2011!

With Simon & Schuster evidently having revised the release date for the UK paperback of The Sisterhood of Dune (judging from the information on the Amazon UK website), there is currently no McDune book scheduled for release this year! That makes two years with no new McDune!

ONLY 10 DAYS LEFT! McDune Parody Contest!

There are just ten days left for you to send in your entries to the contest! This is your chance to lampoon and ridicule the shiteful novels and stories by Kevin J. Anderson and Brian Herbert as they continue to ass-rape Frank Herbert’s Dune books and stories. Full details here.

McDune Parody Contest!

Another unofficial and completely unauthorized writing event, only this time for the non-fan. This contest is dedicated to lampooning and ridiculing without mercy the shiteful novels and stories by Kevin J. Anderson and Brian Herbert which continue to ass-rape Frank Herbert’s Dune books and stories. Full details here.

“Inama Nushif” again...

The information concerning this song and the origin of its lyrics in the Dune Encyclopedia area of the site has been updated and reorganized. Start here.

NEW PAGE: No Evidence For Any “Dune 7” Outline

A new page in the Miscellaneous Topics section. Images of two floppy disks on a website do not constitute evidence of anything other than an ability to take photos and upload them. To date the Herberts and Kevin J. Anderson have provided no credible proof that there ever was any “Dune 7” outline, so what reason is there to believe them?

New Links Page

A new page for links to other sites has been added here.

Happy New Year!

What more is there to say? The spice must flow! Looking forward to another Dune filled year!